Cheat Me - Kevin Coyne

Cheat me, cheat me

Baby, cheat me, cheat me

No you won’t cheat me

'Cause I’m gonna cheat myself

Kiss me, baby, kiss me

Kiss me, baby, kiss me

No, you won’t kiss me

'Cause I’m gonna kiss myself

Love me, baby, love me

Love me, oh, love me

No, you ain’t gonna love me

'Cause I’m gonna love myself

Oh yeah, alright

Marry me, marry me

Marry me, baby, marry me

No, you ain’t gonna marry me

I’m gonna marry myself

Twist me, twist me

Twist me round your finger, baby, baby, twist me

No, you ain’t gonna twist me

I’m gonna twist myself

I’m the top, I’m the top

I’m the top, baby, you know I’m the top

I’m the top, pretty baby

There ain’t nobody else