Crooked - Keller Williams

I ain’t crooked

Although I follow the path of least resistance

No, I ain’t crooked

Although I follow the path of least resistance

I just trying to do my thang

Maintain my existence

I ain’t stupid

Although I did not complete all of my schooling

No, I ain’t stupid

Although I did not complete all of my schooling

I ain’t crooked, I ain’t stupid

And I ain’t foolin'

I ain’t scared

Although I may appear to be shaken

No, I ain’t scared

Although I may appear to be shaken

I ain’t waking to the faking

Baking, partaking, and the head-aching, corn-flaking

I ain’t faking, bacon

I ain’t special

But my momma tell me that it’s true

I ain’t nothing to write home about, baby

But my momma tell me that it’s true

I know one thing is for sure

I’m lucky I got you

Hey buddy, how you doing this is ???

calling, just wondering if it might be

possible for me to come out on your farm an do a little vermin trapping,

mainly squirrel trapping and even some chipmunk trapping, anything furry quite

honestly because I really kind of like to catch little furry animals and skin

them and make nifty little clothes out of them.

You know like little booties

for babies and uh, you know, little Daniel Boone hats, and uh, just give me a

call back sometime if you got the chance

I ain’t wealthy

But y’all know sometimes it’s fun to pretend

I ain’t got no money, baby, no

Y’all know sometimes it’s fun to pretend

They say you can’t take it with you when you leave

So you might as well spend

I ain’t crooked

Although I follow the path of least resistance

No, I ain’t crooked

Although I follow the path of least resistance

I just trying to do my thang

Maintain my existence

You’re just trying to do your thang

Maintain your existence

We’ll just try to do our thang

Maintain our existence