Reality TV - Kawehi

Cue the laugh can

Cue the awwwwws

Cue the sad story with a happy ending

Congrats, your hashtag’s trending

Cue the uplifting music

Cue the claps, cue the drums

Cue the build up of feelings they’re feeding

Since scene number one

That’s some scary shit, son

I’d like a time refund

Wait, can I say shit on the radio?

No?

Oh, ok then, I’ll tell you what my Daddy says

Who cares?

Who cares?

Who cares?

Who fucking cares!

Cue the laugh can

Cue the awwwwws

Cue the sad story with a happy ending

Congrats, your hashtag’s trending

There’s nothing even real about reality shows.