Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better - Karaoke Collective, Ирвинг Берлин

ANYTHING you can do, *I* can do better

HA!

I can do ANYTHING better than you

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Yes I can Yes I can

Anything you can be I can be greater, sooner or later I’m greater than you

No you’re not

Yes I am

No you’re not

Yes I am

No you’re not

Yes I am Yes I am!

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge

I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow

I can live on bread and cheese

And only on that?

Yep

You sound like a rat

Any note you can sing I can sing higher

I can sing any note higher than you

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Yes I can!

How DO you sing that high?

I’m a GIRL

Anything you can say I can say softer

I can say anything softer than you

No you can’t

Yes I can

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker

I can drink it quicker and get even sicker

I can open any safe

Without being caught?

You bet

That’s what I thought, you crook

Any note you can hold I can hold longer

I can hold any note longer than you

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan’t

Yes I can Yes

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Yes you can

Where do you keep all that air?

Uhh

Ohh

Anything you can say I can say faster

I can say anything faster than you

Noyoucan’t

YesIcan

I can jump a hurdle

I can wear a girdle

I can knit a sweater

I can fill it better

I can do most anything

Can you bake a pie?

No

Neither can I

Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter

I can sing anything sweeter than you

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Yes I can

No you can’t

Oh yes I can

No you can’t, can’t, can’t

Yes I can, can, can

No you caaaaannnnnnnnn’t

Yes I caaaaaannnnnnnnn’t