Knock Kneed Suzy - June Carter

Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn’t be choosy

Till she met old Snaggle-Tooth Sam

She said «dear, brother, don’t want to be your mother

Just want to be the gal around

I want all your loving, your kissing and your hugging

So far I’ve been turned down

You can see at a glance that I haven’t had a chance

So I’m gunning for Snaggle-Tooth Sam"

Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn’t be choosy

Set her cap for Snaggle-Tooth Sam

Wrote him a letter said she could do no better

He’s the only guy left in town

Then she put on her paint, made her look like what she ain’t

She wasn’t anyone’s clown

Suzy learned how to dance for she wanted his romance

She just loved old Snaggle-Tooth Sam

Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn’t be choosy

So she hunted old Snaggle-Tooth Sam

In the cavern, in every joint and tavern

Old Sam could not be found

Suzy kept a trying, no time for crying

Bad luck wouldn’t get her down

She was going down the street, she just happened to meet

Her one and only Snaggle-Tooth Sam

Knock Kneed Suzy she couldn’t be choosy

So she said to Snaggle-Tooth Sam

«Come a bit closer, now don’t you tell me no, sir

You’re the best ‘un I ever found

If you’re only willing, the preacher I’ll be billing

I want to settle down"

Sam said the fatal yes, old Suzy did the rest

So she married Snaggle-Tooth Sam