Matkalla pohjoiseen - Juha Vainio

Kauheessa kiireess Kaamasen tiell

Lhteell Masa joi kauhasta

Sill sen tytyi taas kapseli niell

Kun vaivasi niin eturauhasta

Matsonni lausui 'on lahonnut klisi'

Ikmiesryhm t pirssiss mlisi

Sitten jo mentiin ja penkka vaan plisi

Matkalla pohjoiseen

Mies kun tulee tiettyyn ikn

Niin ei sill pelaa mikn

Sen nkee peilist, on kaikki eilist

Jo vaan me kimpassa tuumattiin

Kauheat mutkat on Kaamasen tiell

Paljolti liikennepainetta

Nuorgamin Jouni kun myymss siell

On kuulua potenssiainetta

Numminen ajoi ja otettiin snapsia

Harottiin otsalta harvoja hapsia

Muisteltiin mitenk tehty on lapsia

Matkalla pohjoiseen

Mies kun tulee tiettyyn ikn

Niin ei sill pelaa mikn

Sen nkee naamasta, kun lakkaa saamasta

Jo vain me kimpassa tuumattiin

Kauhea kauppa ky Kaamasen tiell

Kohta on poroista puutetta

Ellei se lkinthallitus kiell

Pois Jounilta potenssiuutetta

Numminen kehui vaan kuntoa ehoa

Sanoen 'ihme jos ei tm tehoa'

Sarven kun sitoi hn keskelle kehoa

Matkalla pohjoiseen

Mies kun tulee tiettyyn ikn

Niin ei sill pelaa mikn

Mut nkee Masasta, on nyt niin tasasta

Jo vain me kimpassa tuumittiin

Mies kun tulee tiettyyn ikn

No, l ole millsikn

Nyt pstiin naisista, ja painajaisista

Jo vain me kimpassa tuumattiin

In a terrible hurry on Kaamanen road

Lhteell Masa drank from the ladle

It was enough to swallow the capsule again

When you were so troubled by the prostate gland

Matsonni said 'the cliché is rotten'

Ikmieshrum t pirssiss mlisi

Then we already went and it was just too much

On the way north

When a man comes to a certain age

That's not how it works

In the mirror, it's all yesterday

We were already in the mood

There are terrible bends on the Kaamanen road

A lot of traffic pressure

When you sell Nuorgam's Jouni there

It is supposed to be a potent agent

Numminen drove and took schnapps

A few hairs were plucked from the forehead

We remembered how children were made

On the way north

When a man comes to a certain age

That's not how it works

You will see it on your face when you stop taking it

We were the only ones in the group who were crushed

Terrible shop on Kaamanen road

There is a shortage of reindeer

Unless it is forbidden by the local government

Get rid of potency extract from Jouni

Numminen only praised Eho's fitness

Saying 'a miracle if it doesn't work'

When the horn was tied in the middle of the body

On the way north

When a man comes to a certain age

That's not how it works

But what about Masa, it's so smooth now

We were the only ones in the group who were punished

When a man comes to a certain age

Well, don't worry

Now I'm talking about women, and nightmares

We were the only ones in the group who were crushed