Pakollinen Joulu - Jope Ruonansuu

Onko pakko soittaa tiukua vaikkei taho?

Vaikkei taho.

Onks miun pakko hyppi ku tonttu vaikken taho?

Vaikkei taho.

Onko punalakki aivan pakko phn singuttaa?

Onko pakko olla kiltti vaikkei taho?

Mie en ainakaa oo.

Tai oonhan mie ny kiltti.

Puoleksi en.

Onko pakko kest kaikki vaikkei taho?

Minen taho!

Onko pakko pakko pakko vaikkei taho?

Minen taho!

Onko ihmislasta joulunakin pakko pakottaa?

Eihn ole pakko jossei taho.

Kuule.

Mie lhen ajelee, lhtee kyytiin kuka lhtee.

Terve!

Do you have to play hard even if you don't want to?

Although not the body.

Do I have to jump like an elf even if I don't?

Although not the body.

Does the red cap absolutely have to sing?

Do you have to be nice even if you don't want to?

I don't always.

Or I'm kind now.

I don't half.

Is it necessary to last everything but not the body?

I'm going!

Do you have to have to have to have to, even if you don't want to?

I'm going!

Is it necessary to force a human child even at Christmas?

You don't have to if you don't want to.

Listen.

Mie lhen drives, whoever goes for a ride.

Hey!