Morgenfed - Jonny Hefty & Jøden, DJ Static

Jeg stod op klokken 13

Og pissed i vasken

Tog en smøg i pakken

Gik i gang med at rist den

Fyred op for kaffen

Og smulered hashen

Smed hip hop på boksen

Og suged i flasken

Ding Dong

Å-åooh det var kongens foged

Lige da jeg sad og røg bonghoved

Og drak en grøn sodes

Jeg var helt omtoget

(ååh hvad man)

Han puuustede sig op

Og fik et stort og rødt ballonhoved

Noget med en ubatalt regning for strømforbruget

(Han lukkede for strømen)

Morgenfed

Jeg har ik noget fast job

Gider ik og vask op

Så jeg drikker frisk juice

Af et plastkrus

Så læng der er hash nok

Til den næste hashrus

Så jeg ka leve i min egen

Lille glaskop

Røgalarmen larmer

For toastbrødet brænder

Vækkeuret ringer

Vandhanen render

Morgenfed

Vågned op klokken 14

Om jeg har bestilt en morgen vækning

Nej tak for lort

Jo det det samme hver gang jeg vågner

Morgenboner

Morgenfed

Vi taler ikke brød

Når jeg tar en toaster

Kæmpe opvask

Ingen kære moster

Fuck hvor er jeg bagskæv

En klog mand sagde

At man ik ka blive for skæv

Tilbage i boksen igen

Jo idag blir der ik samlet voksen point

Men så længe

At endu ik har skåret ned

Sku det vist være til en morgenfed

Jeg har ik noget fast job

Gider ik og vask op

Så jeg drikker frisk juice

Af et plastkrus

Så læng der er hash nok

Til den næste hashrus

Så jeg ka leve i min egen

Lille glaskop

Røgalarmen larmer

For toastbrødet brænder

Vækkeuret ringer

Vandhanen render

Morgenfed

Jow

Stod op igen klokken 15

Sprang ud af min køgeseng

Slog en baglæns kolbøt

Igennem en røgring

(Geronimo)

Og landed i en tøjdyng

Ingen rene hyler

Ska vask mit tøj

Eller tag badebukser på

Rist en smøg

Og ryge morgenfed

(morgenfed)

Ay

Jeg har stor bunk reklemer

Som jeg snart ska ha smidt ud

Meen eeeh jeg ryger hash

Og jeg kommer ik så tit ud

Yo

Det da heller aldrig til

At få en spiller i fred

Og en morgenfed

(Morgenfed)

Jeg hænger i bremsen

Med en finger i numsen

Jeg har ik noget fast job

Gider ik og vask op

Så jeg drikker frisk juice

Af et plastkrus

Så læng der er hash nok

Til den næste hashrus

Så jeg ka leve i min egen

Lille glaskop

Røgalarmen larmer

For toastbrødet brænder

Vækkeuret ringer

Vandhanen render

Morgenfed

I got up at 1 p.m.

And pissed in the sink

Took a cigarette in the package

Started shaking it

Fired up for coffee

And the hash crumbled

Forge hip hop on the box

And sucked in the bottle

Ding Dong

Oh-ohoo it was the king's bailiff

Just as I was sitting and smoking bong head

And drank a green soda

I was completely overwhelmed

(oh what man)

He puuusted himself up

And got a big, red balloon head

Something with an unbalanced bill for power consumption

(He turned off the power)

Morgenfed

I do not have a permanent job

Do not bother and wash up

So I drink fresh juice

Of a plastic mug

As long as there is enough hash

To the next hashrus

So I can live in my own

Small glass cup

The smoke alarm sounds

For the toast bread burns

Alarm clock rings

The tap runs

Morgenfed

Woke up at 2 p.m.

If I have ordered a morning wake-up call

No thanks for shit

Well the same thing every time I wake up

Breakfast

Morgenfed

We are not talking bread

When I take a toaster

Huge dishes

No dear aunt

Fuck how am I backward

A wise man said

That you can not get too crooked

Back in the box again

Well, today I will not collect adult points

But for so long

That I have not yet cut down

I suppose it should be for a morning fat

I do not have a permanent job

Do not bother and wash up

So I drink fresh juice

Of a plastic mug

As long as there is enough hash

To the next hashrus

So I can live in my own

Small glass cup

The smoke alarm sounds

For the toast bread burns

Alarm clock rings

The tap runs

Morgenfed

Jow

Got up again at 3 p.m.

Jumped out of my kitchen bed

Hit a backwards butt

Through a smoke ring

(Geronimo)

And landed in a pile of clothes

No pure howls

Shall wash my clothes

Or put on swimming trunks

Shake a smoke

And smoke morning fat

(morning fat)

Ay

I have big bunk commercials

Which I should have thrown out soon

Meen eeeh I smoke hash

And I do not come out so often

Yo

It never happens either

To get a player in peace

And a morning fat

(Morning fat)

I'm hanging on to the brakes

With one finger in the butt

I do not have a permanent job

Do not bother and wash up

So I drink fresh juice

Of a plastic mug

As long as there is enough hash

To the next hashrus

So I can live in my own

Small glass cup

The smoke alarm sounds

For the toast bread burns

Alarm clock rings

The tap runs

Morgenfed