Someone Is Crazy - Jonathan Coulton

Is Bitter there?

I’d rather talk to her than Disappointed

Though she’s not quite as fun as Good’n’Mad

You’d better put her on

She can change the game

She can make me say I’m sorry

You throw your hands up in the air and swear you didn’t know

You think the world revolves around you but it doesn’t so

You sit and spin

Baby someone is crazy and it’s you

Someone is crazy and it’s you

Someone is crazy and it’s you

You set the trap

You lie in wait 'til someone trips the wire

Then you jump out to get your feelings hurt

And you act surprised

How did that get there?

Why does everybody hate me?

We’re all familiar with the tragedy of being you

It’s hard to show you any sympathy when all you do

Is beg for pain

Baby someone is crazy and it’s you

Someone is crazy and it’s you

Someone is crazy and it’s you

You’re all alone

Well maybe that’s because you’re so unpleasant

You might consider dialing back a bit

Put those claws away

Stop the waterworks

Spend a couple evenings sober

The world’s against you so you think or maybe wish it was

And at least that way someone would care but baby no one does

Not even you

Baby someone is crazy and it’s you

Someone is crazy and it’s you

Someone is crazy and it’s you