Not About You - Jonathan Coulton

I haven’t thought of you in fifteen days and today I still won’t think of you

And when I call you up and you’re not home well I might not even care

Every day gets better than the one before

Cause every day I know that I’m fine without you

But I don’t think about it

This one is not about you

You can put that in your pipe and smoke it

This one is not about you

Baby, you can take that to the bank

And shove it up your big fat ass

Every time I ride past your house I forget it’s you who’s living there

Anyway I never see your face cause your window’s up too high

And I saw you shopping at the grocery store

But I was far too busy with my cart to notice

You weren’t looking at me

This one is not about you

You can put that in your pipe and smoke it

This one is not about you

Baby, you can take that to the bank

And shove it up your big fat ass

I saw that movie where the guy gets dumped when the girl goes off to find

herself

But I think I may have missed the end — there was something in my eye

But it doesn’t matter how it all turns out

Cause I know that guy’ll be fine without you

You shouldn’t worry cause

This one is not about you

You can put that in your pipe and smoke it

This one is not about you

Baby, you can take that to the bank

And shove it up your big fat ass