Radio Friendly Song - Jon LaJoie

It starts soft like a thousand

other songs that you’ve heard before

Except in this one they do a little

du-du-du-du-DU-dum-du-du

So you try to change the station

but it’s playing on every one

A bunch shitty-ass chords and lyrics

recorded by a fucking moron

And you assume the the general public

is not that stupid

You’re positive that nobody will want

to listen to this

But you are wrong

They wanna know the stupid

motherfucking lame cock-sucking

cookie cutter radio friendly song

And everyone sings along in their cars

and at the mall

And at the office they all love the new

radio friendly song

Un-o-ri-gi-nal me-lo-dy

Why did John Lennon have to be the one

to get shot, something’s wrong

While these douche bags are all still alive

singing these ass-licking songs

All these fucking unoriginal pussies

that don’t have anything to say

I’m not homophobic, but this song is

so fucking gay

You can barely retain the vomit

that’s raising in your throat

And you assume that everyone will think

that this song is terrible

But you are wrong

They wanna know the stupid

motherfucking lame cock-sucking

cookie cutter radio friendly song

And everyone sings along in their cars

and at the mall

And at the office they all love the new

radio friendly …

Piece of shit

oh what a sucky-ass piece of shit

I’d rather shoot myself in the face

than listen to this

corporate bitch singing this

stupid motherfucking lame cock-sucking

cookie cutter radio friendly piece of shit

God I hate this shit!