Full Trucker Effect - Johnny Socko

I got Merle Haggard on the radio

My 18 wheeler a reelin' to go

Haulin' combines made by John Deere

Gotta long way to go and a short time to get there

Open highway, no sign of the smokey

Pickin' up hitchhikers, but i’ll pass all the Okies

Take my showers at the Flyin' J

Biscuits-n-Gravy, country breakfast buffet

Call me pig pen I’m a slophog tanker

Three weeks later them pigs is a stanker

Slick back wack crew cut ducktail

Always haulin' ass, always riding the rail

Full Trucker Effect, yes yes y’all

Full Trucker Effect, everybody

Full Trucker Effect, c’mon c’mon

Full Trucker Effect

Texas panhandle to the Florida keys

Country fried steak and a black eyed peas

Half a cherry pie with the ala mode

It’s the best way to start a day hitting the road

Crack of dawn and I’m already rollin

Visit my cousin, drink beer, go bowlin

I’m just underweight 2 ton mush melon

My daddy’s unemployed, he’s a wife beating felon

All my life I was born to be a trucker

Ride with my boy Tony, he’s a big motherfucker

Coast to coast Idaho to Alabama

I never Jackknife, i’m a mean gearjammer