For Finbar - Johnny Socko

My buddy Zeke is my buddy’s freak and he’s about to pop out in about a week

When Zeke popped out, nurse slapped him-whack- that good ol' boy done slapped

her back

When Zekes around, you’ll know it’s him by his funky walk and his upside grin

Carvin' his name in all the doors, spittin up his slurpee all over the floor

Flickin' them boogers up off the wall his poop is art, hangin in the hall

Zekes favorite food, if you please is uncooked gravel and cottage cheese

A fish a fish whoa no no no… ain't got no biz

Red and Yellow one swim on the top

Blue and black one get down on the bottom

Whenever they take him out to eat, spittin up his food, onto my seat

The boy’s got sghetti comin out his nose, sports Joey’s cheecks, Irish as a rose

On his high chair he juggles jello at one-foot-three, he’s a very fine fellow

A fish a fish yeah yeah yeah yeah

Red and Yellow one swim on the top

Blue and black one get down on the bottom

Rotund mushtahed with a baseball cap, throwin green beans up at his pap

The little man love his prune cake bread, paint his sister blue from toe to head

Dancin around, arms in the air, holdin a plate with a donut there

Paisely pooper, custom chocolate swirl

…but what if Zeke turns out to be a girl…