Full Time Job - Johnny Ray

Im a mother Im a lover

a chef a referee a doctor

and a chauffeur seven days

a week Iaint asking for a

medal yeah I know you work too

Id just like a little credit

where credit is due

(chorus)

Its the hardest gig Ive known

I work my fingers to the bone

yeah the dishes and the diapers

never stop lousy pay

there aint no 401k

I know this may come as a shock

but this heres a full time job.

(Verse 2)

Well Im takin a vaction

I could use a little fun

Ill be sipping on the silence

and soaking up the sun

Im leaving you my apron

you can try it on for size

you said theres nothing to it

so Im sure youll be fine

(chorus)

In a day or maybe two

youll be changin’your tune

by then youll be rady to drop

workin' my full time job