Sluts - John Wesley Harding

Well, we’re sluts, you and me

Succumb to pleasure easily

Despite our last sincere intent

We rise at two and go out unkempt

Retire at six for a little more

Hey, there’s no one keeping score

Except the dog who’s kinda bored

And we’re sluts, the two of us

Why walk, we can get the bus

Why get the bus when we can cab it

Living large is our best habit

Don’t cook now, it’s much too late

Look at all the dirty plates

Let’s go where we don’t have to wait

And no ifs, no ands, no buts â€~cause we’re sluts

We’re sluts and we’re proud of it

Doing what’s appropriate

One day we will live like kings

In one big house but separate wings

Sluts, we’re sluts, it’s what we do

Promiscuity for two

We’re not here wait for the tone

Oh yes, we rarely check the phone

Please call back another day

Hold me down just where I lay

I don’t wanna float away

No ifs, no ands, no buts â€~cause we’re sluts

We’re sluts, we’re proud of it

Curled up like invertebrates

One day we will live like queens

Always just beyond our means

And we’re sluts

Sluts, sluts, sluts

We’re sluts

It’s our claim to fame

Please remind me of your name

This is where we both belong

I wonder where my cellphone’s gone

Let’s be realistic sweet

Soon we’ll have to make ends meet

Make our home between the sheets

No ifs, no ands, no buts, we’re sluts

We’re sluts and we’re proud of it

Doing what’s appropriate

One day we will live like kings

In one big house separate wings

We’re sluts, we don’t care

You look good in my underwear

I love you you so and so

We just met three days ago

Sluts