John Wayne Is Big Leggy -

Shotgun, gimme

Gimme low-down fun, boy

Okay, yeah, showdown

Shotgun, gimme

Gimme low-down fun, boy

Okay, yeah, showdown

Shotgun, gimme

Gimme low-down fun, boy

Okay, yeah, showdown

Showdown

Take me away

He’s as big as a ranch

(Take me away)

He’s as tough as they come

(J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne)

(Take me away)

He’s so long

(Take me away)

You know he’s never wrong

(J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne)

He stands so high

It’s enough to make any red skin cry

He knows what’s right and he knows that God is with him

'Cause he is white, Big Leggy lives

J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

John Wayne in Lover’s Lane, making whoopee with his squaw

But his bullet belt keeps a-gettin' in the way

It’s making his life a bore

So she says to him, «Take off that thing»

It’s getting right between us

Now listen, honey

I can’t do that not even for you

My sweetness

Now Big John

If that’s a fact, then how d’you propose we do our act?

If that’s the way it’s gonna be, get the hell out of my tepee

Now speckled hen

Just stop your squawkin'

Big Bad Rooster’s doin' the talking

I know a trick we ought to try

Turn right over, you’ll know why

He stands so high

It’s enough to make any red skin cry

He knows what’s right and he knows that God is with him

'Cause he is white, Big Leggy lives

J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

If you wonder why he stands so high

It’s just the space between him and the sky

If you wonder why he stands so high

It’s just the space between him and the sky

If you wonder why he stands so high

It’s just the space between him and the sky

If you wonder why he stands so high

It’s just the space between him and the sky

(Take me away)

John Wayne is Big Leggy

(Take me away)

John Wayne is Big Leggy

(Take me away)

John Wayne is Big Leggy

(Take me away)

John Wayne

He stands so high

It’s enough to make any red skin cry

He knows what’s right and he knows that God is with him

'Cause he is white, Big Leggy lives

J-J-J-J-J-John Wayne

Shotgun, gimme

Gimme low-down fun, boy

Okay, yeah, showdown

Shotgun, gimme

Gimme low-down fun, boy

Okay, yeah, showdown

Shotgun, gimme

Gimme low-down fun, boy

Okay, yeah, showdown

Showdown

Showdown