Weight Watcher Friends -

Wow, you’re a lively bunch

I should take you all to a buffet

We could rent busses

I’d go in first

I’d be like the leader

I’d walk in, I’d kick in the door, «I'M STARVIN!!!»

«May I have your attention please»

«I have me and 300 friends from weight watchers»

«We're going off the wagon tonight»

«We've been eating salads for a month and were ready to snap»

«get those people out of the way, we don’t want anyone to get hurt»

«There were kids missing the last time, and that’s a damn shame»

Just watch the manager of the old country buffet

He’ll look like a deer caught in headlights

(Manager) «Get the turkey back in the kitchen right now»

«Just do it!»