Subway Diet -

I tried the Subway Diet, because I’m on the road thirty-five, fourty weeks of

the year, and there’s a subway everywhere

And Subway’s pretty good, but that Jared guy, he went every day for a year, ah

Were you stalking a girl behind the counter?

I tried it, I went every day for a month

Everyday, I went to Subway, after about two weeks, the alarm clock would ring,

and I’d go, «Oh God!

I wonder what I am gonna have for lunch today.»

(Gibberish!) I’d be doing this

in line (Gibberish!), after a month I lost weight, I also lost my will to live

I burned out on Subway, I’d still go to Subway if I was starving in the desert

and saw a Subway I’d go, «Wow, lets walk a little further and come back if we have to.»