Not Me - John McCutcheon

Back when I was just a kid

No matter what you did

If you screwed up you stepped forward

And you took the blame

No matter where the chips would fall

You’d stand up tall

And bravely raise your hand and say your name

Oh you took your lumps

You weathered all the bumps

And you paid whatever price there was to pay

Were these lessons all for naught

Because these days if you get caught

Without a hint of shame here’s what you say:

Not me

Not me!

It’s somebody else’s fault can’t you see

In the present atmosphere

It’s absolutely clear

That the buck stops miles from here

If you want to know the score

Before you get into a war

And we’re asked to risk our money and our youth

Before we mount that task

It seems reasonable to ask

If your info is conclusive

Or at least the truth

And when your reason’s all go bust

And you violate our trust

We know we’ve all been down that road before

No hint of shame upon your face

Contrition not a trace

No you’ll never hear «I'm sorry» any more

Not me

Not me!

It’s somebody else’s fault can’t you see

In the present atmosphere

It’s absolutely clear

That the buck stops miles from here

If you lie or if you cheat

Better not admit defeat

Though you’re caught with your fingers in the jar

It will only show you’re weak

If you’re penitent or meek

And those virtues just won’t get you very far

'Cause in this world today

Atonement is passe and everything I’ve seen in life confers

Cross your fingers turn your back

Let some sucker take the flack

'Cause honesty is just a can of worms

If you’re poor and on the ???

Learn a little self-control

And understand you are the reason for your fate

Knuckle down, you lazy slob

Quit complaining, get a job

And girls get married, but only if you’re straight

But if you help to lead the nation

Or your own corporation

You are governed by a different set of rules

Just deny and obfuscate

Deflect and fabricate

'Cause responsibility is just for fools

Not me

Not me!

It’s somebody else’s fault can’t you see

In the present atmosphere

It’s absolutely clear

That the buck stops miles from here

Not me

Not me!

It’s somebody else’s fault can’t you see

Stomp your foot and tear your hair

Ask me if I care

'Cause the buck stops nowhere