Don't Waste My Time - John Kay

I was waitin' for my coffee pot

When I heard the damn thing explode

Well I called the manufacturer

But he just put me on hold

Sure enough, he put me on ignore

By the time I got to state my case

You know I forgot what I was callin' for

I been waitin' in a traffic jam, I been waitin' for a parkin' space

Now I’m waitin' in the dentist chair just to see someone’s face

Man I don’t know just what is worse

Waitin' for a root canal

Or then to wait in line to pay the nurse

I just hate to wait so don’t you waste my time

Don’t you show up late and think that I don’t mind

If you want to waste your life I don’t care, just don’t waste mine

Now I’m waitin' for some better times, yes I’m waitin' for the day to come

When I can get an honest answer from anyone in Washington

When uncle Sam will play it straight and mother justice will be blind

But I won’t be betting on it, I may be crazy but I haven’t lost my mind