Fall Guy - Joel Plaskett

If you’re looking for a quote

To use in your review

How about «I could have used an editor

Before I mentioned you»?

But then the first hand turns to second

And the minutes leave the hour

Until your face down in your forties

Wondering, «Where's a Higher Power?»

For the Ladies, for the Mens

In the Mercedes Benz

From the Heavens down to Hades

Through the wrong end of th lens

Underwritten, ovrpaid

Smitten with the money made

For every cat there is a kitten

Charging rent for retrograde

There’s a nail in your tire

Where’s the needle nose pliers?

You know a fall guy when you see one

You want an ally but you don’t wanna be one