Nacho Mama - Joe Ely

The doors flew back and in they came

A tough bunch of cowboys, thirsty

They said to the waitress, «Honey what’s your name?

Mama, won’cha bring us whiskey?»

The waitress

Her eyes rolled in her head

And no one took a single breath

When she turned to them and said

She said, «I'm nacho mama, nacho mama

Nacho mama, nacho girl

I didn’t bring you into this world

I’m nacho mama, no’cho mama»

The wild bunch rode on down the line

To some cafe on the Pedernales

They said to the waitress, «Honey, what’s your name

Mama, won’cha bring us tamales?»

The waitress raised her fly swatter high

Her new tattoo did show

It was Napoleon with a big black eye

And she was lettin' everybody know

I’m nacho mama, nacho mama

I’m nacho mama, nacho girl

I didn’t bring you into this world

I’m nacho mama, nacho mama

The wild bunch rode on down the line

Sidesaddle to their saddlebags

They crossed their legs and laughed all night

You see, the wild bunch was in drag

They sang, «I'm nacho mama

Nacho mama

I’m nacho mama, I’m nacho girl

I didn’t bring you into this world

I’m nacho mama, nacho mama

I’m nacho mama, I’m nacho girl

I didn’t bring you into this world

I’m nacho mama, nacho mama

Nacho mama, nacho mama