Gettin' Married - Joanna Smith

All my girlfriend’s are gettin' married

They’re gonna be brides, they’re dressin' in white

They’re droppin' like flies

All my girlfriend’s are talkin' 'bout babies

They’re poppin' them out and strollin' around

Get me out of this town

I ain’t ready for a new last name

I don’t wanna be nobody’s ball and chain

The reason for a Friday night poker game

I don’t wanna be another desperate housewife

Doin' dirty laundry on a Saturday night

I don’t wanna be somebody’s

«Baby, bring me another bud light,» whatever

All my girlfriend’s are gettin' married

They’re gonna be brides, they’re dressin' in white

They’re droppin' like flies

All my girlfriend’s are talkin' 'bout babies

They’re poppin' them out and strollin' around

Get me out of this town

They’re hitchin' it up

It’s wearin' me out

And tyin' the knot’s all they’re talkin' about

I’m so sick and tired of hearin' their vows

This bein' maid of honor’s keepin' me from makin' out

'Cause all my girlfriend’s are gettin' married

Well, I swear every time I get mama on the phone

She’s tellin' me another good man got gone

Seems like every other dang weekend I’m goin' back home

'Cause all my girlfriend’s are gettin' married

They’re gonna be brides, they’re dressin' in white

They’re droppin' like flies

And all my girlfriend’s are talkin' 'bout babies

They’re poppin' them out and strollin' around

Get me out of this town

They’re gonna be brides, they’re dressin' in white

They’re droppin' like flies

All my girlfriend’s are gettin' married