EW! - Jimmy Fallon, will.i.am

Seriously?

Look at her butt.

Ew!

Oh, she looks like a slut.

Ew!

I’m like «What the what»?

Ew!

Right?

Right?

Ew, ew!

Oh, you got to see this

Oh my gross I can’t believe it

She’s so basically basic

She’s literally making me sick

This is embarrassing.

Ew, ew!

Like seriously, seriously.

Ew, ew!

No, seriously, seriously!

Ew, ew!

I can’t, I can’t!

Ew, ew!

Look at look at this.

OM-effing-G, what the eff?

You’re gonna freakin' flip, like, seriously freakin' flip

'Cause Sally’s mad at Iggy because Iggy’s booty’s more biggy

And Sally’s booty’s twiggy so she called her friend Cybie

Now Sally’s gonna get impleggies

What’s impleggies?

Implants, silly.

Ew!

I’m freakin' for real

I think silicone butts are ew, ew!

Where’d she get that outfit?

Ew

That girl is totally ratchet.

Ew!

No, seriously — who likes that?

Ew!

Right right?

Ew, ew!

Look at the way she takes pics

And what’s up with those duck lips?

She’s so lame

Super lame.

Ew, ew!

This is embarrassing.

Ew, ew!

Like seriously seriously.

Ew, ew!

No, seriously seriously.

Ew, ew!

Oh my gosh.

Ew, ew!

I am not hating

I am merely conversating

With my BFF Sara

So bust your rhyme, Sara…

It’s Mir.I.Am and you know who

Now here’s some things I think are ew!

FaceTime and reclining in

Airplane seats and then Vining

Retweeting tweets I’m not lying

'Cause even rhyming’s ann-iy-ing!

Bread bowls and ravioli

Casserole, a roly poly

Caterpillar on my really old

And moldy windowsill.

Ew!

Trapper keepers and a creeper wearin'

Sneakers with the toes

And maybe Frozen 'cause

You knowin' I don’t

Wanna build a snowman.

Ew, ew!

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

Ew, ew, ew.

Seriously?

Ew.

Hello my name is Sara

That’s Sara with no «H»

Too bad if you don’t like it

'Cause haters gonna hate

my Stepdad Gary

He tries to act so cool

Every time we see him

My friends and I say «Ew!»

Hey funky bunch, what’re you guys doing?

Oh my gosh, it’s my step dad Gary

And he just ruined it!

I heard that funky beat that you was playing down here

It’s a party over here

It’s a party over here

Ew!