Drunk on Christmas - Jimmy Fallon, John Rich

Christmas is a time

Special time of year

To peace and joy and happiness

Wonderment to hear

Opening your present underneath the tree

Spending countless hours with your family

That’s why I’m drinking drinking drinking…

I’m going to drink all day

I’m going home for christmas

And my family insane

Just got to make it through the day

And there is no other way

I’m going to get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

Can’t be sobor when I’m over

Everyone’s bipolar

So cut the crap and get some jack

And put it in my soda

And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

I’m getting drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

I’m heading home for the holiday season

Not done

Christmas is a time

Special time of year

To peace and joy and happiness

Wonderment to hear

Opening your present underneath the tree

Spending countless hours with your family

That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking…

I’m going to drink all day

I’m going home for Christmas

And my family insane

Just got to make it through the day

And there is no other way

I’m going to get drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

Can’t be sobor when I’m over

Everyone’s bipolar

So cut the crap and get some jack

And put it in my soda

And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

I’m getting drunk drunk drunk on Christmas

I’m heading home for the holiday season

Not done