#Vegan - Jerry Heil

I bet your mother wouldn’t like me

She cooks paella, I don’t like meat

That’s how it began, began

Oh ooh ooh

I bet your father wouldn’t get it

Why am I seatin' eatin' carrot

That’s cause I’m vegan, vegan

(That's cause I’m vegan, vegan)

(Cause I’m vegan)

Ooh

Shoot me, shoot me with your jokes

Detox tea at 5 o’clock

OK

Baby cause I’m vegan

I can’t even call you honey

Every time we’re having beef

Is my little suicide

Vegan

Give me ruccola, take my money

Cause the grass is always greener

On the other side

Vegan

Baby cause I’m vegan

We met on Tinder, it’s our 1st date

I hoped you’d be my vegan soulmate

But it went awful, awful

Oh ooh ooh

I’m skinny not 'cause I don’t feel well

But you keep asking 'bout my B12!

(Man!)

I’ve got my tofu, tofu

Oh ooh ooh

Boom, knock knock

Shoot, shoot, shoot me with your jokes

Detox tea at 5 o’clock

Baby cause I’m vegan

I can’t even call you honey

Every time we’re having beef

Is my little suicide

Vegan

Give me ruccola, take my money

Cause the grass is always greener

On the other side

Vegan

Baby cause I’m vegan

Easy breezy lemon squeezy

Holy moly guacamole

Easy breezy lemon squeezy

Holy moly guacamole

And what about gym?

What about big butts?

You wanted see my proteins, so watch me going nuts

Baby cause I’m vegan

I can’t even call you honey

Every time we’re having beef

Is my little suicide

Vegan

Give me ruccola, take my money

Cause the grass is always greener

On the other side

Vegan

Baby cause I’m vegan