Seek and Destroy - Jeff Foxworthy

There’s nothin like bein in love an' starin at a big ol' moon

Hell, when I was in high school, a drive by shooting meant

Somebody had their rear end hangin outta car window

Got a few mooners in the croud

Where ya good?

I was All-State my senior year

Wasn’t moonin a great sport, nobody ever got hurt…

You didn’t have to be in shape to play…

Hell, the fatter you where the more ya brought to the window

Big ol moon, I see you shinin

Till I surprised you smilin bright in the afternoon.

Now i know where you’ve been hidin

There’s nothin like bein in love

And starin at a big ol moon

We used to play this game called Seek and Destroy

What we do, we get in my dad’s crysler with the Electric windows.

My two best friends: Bomber one, and Bomber two would be in the backseat

With their pants to their ankles

Bomber One to Mother Hen, come in Mother Hen

Go ahead Bomber One

Ahh, yeah, permission to fire on a seventy-seven ford galaxy in the left hand

lane

Permission granted Bomber One, lowering left rear bomb hatch now…

AHH! Perfect hit!

Their in the ditch!

Granny is outta the car, and clutching her chest

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