Half-Boyfriend -

I don’t know where we’re going

But I know we’ve gone too far

And I hope it isn’t showing

But I think I love You

And I can’t believe you’re leaving

Just when I let you in

And when you had me believing I could feel again

I could give a million reasons why we should not be friends

Our moods change like the seasons,

My mood ends your mood begins

You’re a tease, you’re a cock blocker,

You’re a loud mouth bitch and a big talker

But that’s okay, you’ll grow up some day

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You’re the pill I never wanted to take,

An anti-misanthrope

Mine was the heart I never thought you would break

My one hope was that I’d survive you

I’ve showed up for you in ways that boy never would

But I know you’ll go back to him

And maybe you should

But, hope you don’t go backwards 'cause I’m going on ahead

And one day you’ll wish you had stuck with me instead

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As I wander through Union Square

I remember when you followed me there

You were the stalker I kinda wanted to have

Being your half boyfriend was only half bad

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