Window Hatchet Blues - Jawbone

Lord if I was the devil

I’d put a curse on you

Lord if I was the devil

I’d put a curse on you

Lord if I was an angel

Lord I’d curse you too

Well I’m gonna buy a Chevy

And a new black Ford

Yeah I’m gonna buy a Chevy

And a new black Ford

Yeah I’m gonna drop an engine

On my baby’s front door

Yeah well I invented Asia

Filled the Sea of Japan

Yeah well I invented Asia

Filled the Sea of Japan

Sold Egypt to the kaiser

Crowned the Shah of Iran — hey!

Well the rooster crows at midnight

Wolf howls at noon

Well the rooster crows at midnight

Wolf howls at noon

Smoke rising from the mountains

Earthquakes on the moon

She took a hatchet from the window

Cut her long yellow hair

She took a hatchet from the window

Cut her long yellow hair

Lord I miss my baby

She gone off somewhere

Well the straight man’s crazy

And the drunk man’s sane

Well the straight man’s crazy

And the drunk man’s sane

Dreaming in a bed of cotton

On a Saigon train — hey!