South Dakota - Jakey

I had a lot of time to think in South Dakota, alright?

And you know what I realized?

I’m burned out

(4, 3, 2, 1) Edit

Don’t eat glass, 'cause it’s bad for your teeth (hold up)

In a Honda Civic with a hatchet in my sheath (hold up)

Skinny-ass Gary Paulsen readin' motherfucker

From the bottom-left corner of the state of South-Dakota (Ah!)

Red rover, red rover, goddamn (goddamn)

Send me over to be never seen again (where'd he go?)

Put the garbage in the fuckin' trashcan (trashcan?)

Up at dawn like a garbage man (goddamn)

Try my best, like canned spray-tan

In the middle of the winter time high-school dance

I know they give no chance

Goddamn, 'cause this-

What South Dakota sound like (yeah)

When it’s done by me

This what South Dakota sound like (yeah)

In the middle of the street

This what South Dakota sound like (yeah yeah)

When it’s done by me

This what South Dakota sound like

Yeah, yeah, yeah

When I’m gone, I hope you fuckers rest in peace

Don’t eat glass, 'cause it’s bad for your teeth (hold up)

In a Honda Civic with a hatchet in my sheath (hold up)

'96 Civic, and you know that shit is green

Overflowin' all the seats, we blow the speakers till they squeak (Ay!)

(Ow, ow!)

You got the pool in the back, I got a pile of snow

You got a city to map, I memorize all the roads

You got the people to see, I got the people to know

You got the internet fast, I got the internet slow

But I never let DSL keep me from teaching myself

All the skills that I wanted to know

I dropped out of school when I realized that college

Amounted to me being nothing but broke

I’m fucking it up, I’m fucking it up

How the fuck do I know when the fuckin' is done?

Fee, fi, fo, and fum

All I smell is fuckin' blood ('cause this-)

What South Dakota sound like (yeah)

When it’s done by me

This what South Dakota sound like (yeah)

In the middle of the street

This what South Dakota sound like (yeah yeah)

When it’s done by me

This what South Dakota sound like (yeah, yeah, yeah)

When I’m gone, I hope you fuckers rest in peace

When I leave

Oh, when I leave

Oh, when I leave

Oh, when I leave

Oh, when I leave

Oh, when I leave

When I leave

I’m gonna take you home with me