Hey Bigfoot - Jake La Botz

People dedicated their lives to tracking me down

I was seen mostly in the country rarely in the town

But times are tough with all this tragedy, war, an evil president

Can’t get no coverage… can’t be a homeless shelter resident

Seems like nobody wants to see my beautiful hair, my big long feet,

my other worldly stare

(All the Bigfoot children sing) I’m trying to get back in the news

(Hey Bigfoot) I’ll do interviews

(Hey Bigfoot) Come on people, poppa needs a new pair of Bigfoot shoes

Went to the unemployment office the other day

Had the nerve to ask me if I’m from the US of A

Said, «Are you of such and such or such a race?

What are you?

Episcopalian?

Australian?

Illegal alien

You don’t cut your hair I can’t take your picture, cause I can’t see your face.»

(All the Bigfoot children sing) I’m trying to get back in the news

(Hey Bigfoot) I’ll do interviews

(Hey Bigfoot) Come on people, poppa needs a new pair of Bigfoot shoes

Look here, I’m down the mountain from all of this deforestations, altercations

And general human degradation

Now if I do exist I go to jail, and if I don’t I’m just a sham

Well, I’m praying for y’all, I really am

Telling me if I want to stay in this world I got to become necessary,

contemporary

Work on my repertoire

Write a bouncy little ditty for NPR

(All the Bigfoot children sing) I’m trying to get back in the news

(Hey Bigfoot) I’ll do interviews

(Hey Bigfoot) Come on people, poppa needs a new pair of Bigfoot shoes

Let me see a beige espadrille

Thirty nine and a half

Triple Z