Se Mi Sposo - J-AX

Ho chiamato l’ospedale al mattino

Han detto che stavi bene, di non preoccuparmi

Come al solito hai fatto il cretino

Qualche osso rotto, tre ore dopo non sanno spiegarmi

Tutti a telefonarsi, notizia confermata

Il giorno della funzione, la data fissata

Un telegramma alla mamma scrivendo banalità

Cercando un vestito nero che nemmeno si ha

E per questo odiarti un po'

Cos'è successo nemmeno lo so

Adesso non piango

Ma piano piano io mi rendo conto che

Se mi sposo non ci sarai

Se nasce mio figlio non ci giocherai

Se mi sposo a fare lo scemo al matrimonio non ci sarai

Le donne tutte dentro in chiesa

E gli uomini forti fuori, con la sigaretta accesa

Il bar della piazza serviva vino al mattino

Un’assurda sensazione di evento mondano

E c’era gente del Leonca e c’era gente di Brera

I fuori tornati da Ibiza, le coppie da Formentera

Poi esce un sole che pesta e a me girava la testa

Qualcuno urlava «bastardi» e giurava vendetta

E in mezzo a questo c’eravamo noi

Che non dovevamo cadere mai

La dolce illusione scompare mentre

Io mi rendo conto che

Se mi sposo non ci sarai

Se nasce mio figlio non ci giocherai

Se mi sposo a fare lo scemo al matrimonio non ci sarai

Se mi sposo non ci sarai

E se arrivo primo non applaudirai

Se mi sposo a fare lo scherzo al prete tu non ci sarai

Parenti e amici di vecchissima data

Hanno dato una mano con la bara che si vedeva pesava

Le lacrime arrivavano inaspettate

Tra gli occhiali da sole, i fiori e le camice sudate

Sui tatuaggi cadeva la disapprovazione

Di chi serviva alla messa e delle brave persone

Che quando videro la madre finsero dolore

Che quando uno di noi muore gli facciamo un favore

Se mi sposo non ci sarai

Se nasce mio figlio non ci giocherai

Se mi sposo a fare lo scemo al matrimonio non ci sarai

Se mi sposo non ci sarai

E se arrivo primo non applaudirai

Se mi sposo a fare lo scherzo al prete tu non ci sarai

I called the hospital in the morning

Han said you were fine, don't worry

As usual you did the idiot

A few broken bones, three hours later they can't explain

Everyone to call each other, news confirmed

The day of the function, the fixed date

A telegram to mom writing trivia

Looking for a black dress that you don't even have

And for this to hate you a little

What happened I don't even know

I'm not crying now

But slowly I realize that

If I get married you won't be there

If my son is born you will not play with it

If I get married to be a fool at the wedding you won't be there

The women all inside the church

And the strong men outside, with a lit cigarette

The square bar served wine in the morning

An absurd feeling of a worldly event

And there were people from Leonca and there were people from Brera

I returned from Ibiza, couples from Formentera

Then a sun comes out that beats and my head was spinning

Someone yelled "bastards" and swore revenge

And in the midst of this we were

That we were never to fall

The sweet illusion disappears while

I appreciate that

If I get married you won't be there

If my son is born you will not play with it

If I get married to be a fool at the wedding you won't be there

If I get married you won't be there

And if I get there first you won't applaud

If I get married to play the prank on the priest, you won't be there

Relatives and friends of very old date

They helped out with the coffin that you could see weighed

The tears came unexpectedly

Between the sunglasses, the flowers and the sweaty shirts

Disapproval fell on the tattoos

Who was needed at mass and good people

That when they saw their mother they feigned pain

That when one of us dies we do him a favor

If I get married you won't be there

If my son is born you will not play with it

If I get married to be a fool at the wedding you won't be there

If I get married you won't be there

And if I get there first you won't applaud

If I get married to play the prank on the priest, you won't be there