Super Duper - Insane Clown Posse

I woke up one morning, simply rolled out of bed

I wasn’t groggy for a change, not even in my head

I went to take a piss, and my aim was perfect

Didn’t hit the seat or hit the bowl when I squirted

I felt refreshed and rejuvenated as I got dressed

I swear to God, I felt like wearin' an «S"on my chest

I went to read the morning paper and didn’t need my glasses

Scanned the whole page and read it all in two passes

Felt like a million bucks, jumped in my truck

Snapped off the gear shifter when it tried to get stuck

What the fuck?

People honkin';

morning traffic’s a bitch

By myself, I pushed a truck to the side.

It was a cinch

I must admit, I surprised myself.

That was a feat of strength

Started joggin' to work, and that shit was quite some length

About 15 miles, I made it there in 10 minutes

Starin' at my watch wonderin' how the fuck I did it

Super duper (Na na na na)

How did I become a shootin' star?

Super duper (Na na na na)

Float through the sky, lift up a car

Super duper (Na na na na)

This whole day has been way bizarre

Super duper (Na na na na)

We like you the way that you are!

My factory job sucks.

It causes bodily harm

Soon as I got there, the pressing clamp caught somebody’s arm

Bust on the scene.

With my bare hands, I pulled it apart

5,000 pounds of pressure, molten metal and sparks

I saved his life without so much as a burn or a scratch

Everyone crowded around me like

How did you do it?

I told them all I’d be right back

Went outside for a second to keep myself in tact

Stared into the sky.

That’s when somethin' told me I could do it

Spread my arms, and jumped up in above like I knew it

I could fly.

At first, I was shaky and scared

That shit was weird, but soon enough got my head cleared

Soared like an eagle.

I got it down, became an expert

It never entered my mind — fuckin' returning to work

I flew between all the trees and all the buildings uptown

Whizzin' right through the clouds, dippin' back low to the ground

Super duper (Na na na na)

How did I become a shootin' star?

Super duper (Na na na na)

Float through the sky, lift up a car

Super duper (Na na na na)

This whole day has been way bizarre

Super duper (Na na na na)

We like you the way that you are!

I flew all night throughout the city’s lights

High atop the buildings, the view is so tight

I tried to look for crime, but really didn’t see shit

Just some hookers and meth heads, but that’s really it

With my incredible strength, I lift abandoned cars

Flew 'em through the sky and dumped 'em in the junkyard

After the night, I returned home and jumped in my bed

With so many ideas my head

But when I woke up, that’s when I felt groggy as hell

Pissed all over the toilet seat, felt shitty and stale

Walked in the kitchen, feelin' as slow as molasses

Picked up the paper, couldn’t read without glasses

Walked into the yard and tried to fly, but no

My powers only lasted a day?

This isn’t so

All my super plans tucked away on the shelf

Guess I’ll have to be straight, livin' like everyone else

Super duper (Na na na na)

How did I become a shootin' star?

Super duper (Na na na na)

Float through the sky, lift up a car

Super duper (Na na na na)

This whole day has been way bizarre

Super duper (Na na na na)

We like you the way that you are!