Super Balls - Insane Clown Posse

«Hello?

Yeah, you give sax lessons?

Not this time of the night

Why not this time of the night?

I’m only up this time of the night

I play music of the night

If you could call at 10 O’clock, 11 O’clock.

No, no, I’m not awake in the day

Read my lips, scary.scary.scary

I’m sorry the instructor is not available right now…

Aww, man, why you guys in the goddamn

Yellow Pages then, the fuckin, the goddamn, what’s it, no

It’s the Weekly!

My goodness… this is…

In parentheses, 'No gig… too scary'

And that’s just what I am.

Scary.»

(Shaggy 2 Dope)

Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane

Nah, bitch, Super Balls, is the name

And I come from a far away planet

«Created where?»

Southwest Del Ray, goddamn it!

(woop-woop!)

And it’s the land of the smog-filled maniacs

Super Balls, and concrete nutsacs

You know that bag lady skank that always bothers you?

I’m here to fuck her, yo, that’s what I do

So tell me where the hoes is at

Fat loopy bitches with the lumpy backs

Super Balls ain’t scared of a fuckin' thing

Hold your belly up and I’ll stick you with my Super Wang

So, who’s next, the bitch with the rubber eye

It won’t shut, and now she can’t find a guy

It scared everybody off, so I guess my duty calls

BITCH!!!

Call me Super Balls

Ain’t no bitch to fat

Ain’t no bitch to wack

Ain’t no bitch to ugly

For Super Balls, woop-woop!

(x2)

(Violent J)

I met a girl looked a lot like a turkey

So I fucked her and her neden went bublabublabubla

Cuz I could give a motherfuck about looks

I just chalk up another one for the books

I know this bitch- fat, round like a beach ball

You can roll her up, and bounce her off the wall

We played ball, shoot hoops, she can hold steady

Then I stick my dick down in the fat patty

Just cuz no one calls your home

Don’t mean that you’re all alone

Just call Super Balls to the rescue

Now here’s what I’m a do

I might stick my big toe in your butthole

And then tickle your neden with my other toes

Ugly bitches in need, I crash through their walls

Big daddy J Violent Super Balls

Ain’t no bitch to fat (yeah, motherfucker)

Ain’t no bitch to wack (better ask somebody)

Ain’t no bitch to ugly

For Super Balls, woop-woop!

(x2)

«It's a bright mid-summer day in Metropolis, and there’s not much

News fit to televise at Galaxy Communications.

Where, in his

Office, Clark Kent is monitoring the twelve o’clock news.»

«Uh uh, it goes thump thump thump against your clit»

«Harder, harder!»

«Lois Lane, ace reporter for Galaxy Communications, opens Clark’s

Door and looks in.»

«When the hell do I get something out of this?»

(Legz Diamond)

Legz Diamond down with the clown

Fuck fat bitches and charge by the pound

I gets paid and I bought a new Lexus

Cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas (yeeehaw!!)

Super Balls don’t care where his nuts at

One night, I found em in your mom’s butt crack

You was playin Nintendo upstairs

I had my dick stickin in your mom’s butt hairs

Granny walked in, puffing on a jay

«Pfft, my pussy’s turning grey»

She asked if I would mind dipping in the sugar walls

I said it ain’t no thang for Super Balls

Super Balls is in the motherfucking house!!!

Ain’t no bitch to fat

Ain’t no bitch to wack

Ain’t no bitch to ugly

For Super Balls, woop-woop!(x6)