Intro - Illogic

Welcome

A man who thinks with his own mind

Glad you could join us

The tofu was not as firm as I’m used to, and the quinoa was tragically

overcooked

It’s hard to wear your heart on your sleeve when you’re rocking a tank top and

compassion is completely shook

Tried to outrun the memories I’m competing with so I did about 90 on the highway

I’m usually open to suggestions, but unfortunately my tolerance is closed

Sunday to Friday

Cleaning out my closet, found old M&Ms and Hershey Kisses

Faded tour shirts and poems about the sun

Prepared a performance for our dinner date and actually rehearsed for this one

so I hoped that you would come

I’ve never been the type to fondle legacies, but what you’re leaving’s too

beautiful to resist

And I’ve come to introduce a new theory that can only be described as Achems

Razor with a twist

To fall sound asleep only count eighth notes, and tune guitars to the pitch of

your dreams

Keep a bulletproof self-esteem and make sure it’s not buried in a ditch with

your screams

My GPS says I’m 3 miles away, barring any traffic or overflowing moats

Now this path has been under construction for weeks due to the aftermath of

candid Facebook posts

Graduated Suma Cum Laude 'cause my auxiliary jetpack charges on a mini USB

And I told my army of clones that the world would function a little better if

there was a few less of me

I look in the mirror and see the reflection of the back of my head can’t help

but to tap myself on the shoulder

And tell him that they’ll love you 'til they can’t use you for anything else,

that’s just one of the lessons I learned as I got older

Imitation of life in black and white is actually one of my favorite cinematic

works

And for some reason, when I’m stressed, I walk like an Egyptian,

I guess it’s just one of my enigmatic quirks

Now in the blink of any eye, it was gone, held an eyelash on the fingertip and

said, «Make a wish»

Logic loses its luster when it’s overused, but if sprinkled with chaos it’s a

captivating dish

Welcome

A man who thinks with his own mind

A dangerous man