Closet Disco Dancer - Igor, Red Elvises

I used to have a secret life

and make excuses and pretend

I was a afraid if someone knew

they wouldn’t talk to me again

but tonight I’m gonna tell the truth

I am a closet disco dancer

I want to dance all night (Woo-hoo!)

I am a closet disco dancer

It makes me feel alright.

(Woo-hoo!)

I am a closet disco dancer

I want to dance all night (Woo-hoo!)

I am a closet disco dancer

It makes me feel alright.

(Woo-hoo!)

Remember 1985 you gave me record by Police

You didn’t know that next day I traded them for new BeeGees

But tonight I’m gonna tell the truth

I am a closet disco dancer

I want to dance all night (Woo-hoo!)

I am a closet disco dancer

It makes me feel alright.

(Woo-hoo!)

I am a closet disco dancer

I want to dance all night (Woo-hoo!)

I am a closet disco dancer

It makes me feel alright.

(Woo-hoo!)