Number One - Idiot Stare

I got a shiny bald head

And a fake accent

I got skills that pay the bills

This genius pays his rent

I got a pair of golden pipes

And expensive boots

When I walk through the door

I get all the looks

I wanna be

Your number one man

You know I got it like that

And things will never change

Imitating me

Could bring about pain

I got the high life baby

Do you want to fly?

Forget about tomorrow

I’m never gonna die

Say you can’t live without me

Die for the chance to come and touch me

I got incredible sex drive

I like every last drop

I got the Energizer baby

Ain’t never gonna stop

I got your ticket to ride

If you’re goin' my way

Get in, sit down and shut up

It’s your lucky day