Ninja Defense - IAME

Homicides, suicides

Oh man, you fantasize

Warning signs, cries for help, can lives be spared?

Or speared

It appears my anger issues have even started to rub off on my cat

He sighs, it’s weird

He attacks the smallest stuff, tiger all viscous

I carry a voodoo doll, not at all superstitious

Sometimes I just get a little stab-y

Stab-happy, stab-mad, is that bad?

Truth is, I’m jealous of that tabby

Cause he don’t have to explain is actions, I do

First the counselors and priests, then police in courtrooms

Truth is, ya’ll, I’m a little less than law-abiding

But I’m not that violent

Okay, only thing I was really lying about was th voodoo doll

That shit about my cat was true

The shit about my past is too

And all I’m really asking is for on little fast «boo-hoo»

Oh, is that too much?

I’ll settle for letting some of your plasma loose

So let’s see now, how much do you have to lose?

And I ain’t here to hurt nobody, I just came to get down

(Down, down, down)

Drown my troubles in the Jameson

And keep the conversations profound

(Profound, f-f-found, found)

And I ain’t here to hurt nobody, so what’s up with the attitude?

(Attitude, attitude, attitude)

I ain’t here to hurt nobody, but if I have to then I have to

But I don’t think that defense will hold up, but we’ll see

Jury of my peers, that’s unlikely

I’m in a league of my own, your honor

And I don’t see Madonna or Rosie O’Donnell on the panel

I’m like Obama as a panhandler, it’s time for some change

Minus the campaign on every channel

Maybe U-dot-S-dot narcissist with the business model

Follow in the foot-stomps of Steve Jobs, bit the apple

But more new apps and new products than new jobs

So I collect unemployment that’s ample, amble with my iPod

And my pot, and yeah right, God I wish

This grind is endless, no time to twist trees

Just load the bong fast as high-speed Comcast

In this world that’s gone mad, you gots to have gonads

It’s fantastic, that’s sarcasm, in case you couldn’t tell

In case you dim, I’ll leave you lit up well

Smack you so hard it leave a welt

I’ll wail on your ass, somebody tell Peter help

I don’t even care

And I ain’t here to hurt nobody, I just came to get down

(Down, down, down)

Drown my troubles in the Jameson

And keep the conversations profound

(Profound, f-f-found, found)

And I ain’t here to hurt nobody, so what’s up with the attitude?

(Attitude, attitude, attitude)

I ain’t here to hurt nobody, but if I have to then I have to