The Turtle Song - I Hate This Place

This is the turtle song

This is the turtle song

Never can go wrong

With a good turtle song

Once there was a turtle

Not so long ago

He wasn’t very clever

And he fell into a hole

Shortly after dropping

Fifty feet or so

He shattered upon impact

Deep in the depths below, yes

This is the turtle song

This is the turtle song

Never can go wrong

With a good turtle song

Once there was a gerbil

He wasn’t very bright

He tried to find friend turtle

Who’d gone missing late last night

But as he left the house that day

He was struck upon the head

And after profusely bleeding

Dear gerbil, he was dead!

Sing

This is the turtle song

This is the turtle song

Never can go wrong

With a good turtle song

Once there was a kitty

He was stupid, but still thrilled

To sink his sharp teeth deep into

The gerbil he just killed

But as he swallowed the vermin down

A bone lodged in his throat

And three painful minutes later

The kitty had been choked

Sing

This is the turtle song

This is the turtle song

Never can go wrong

With a good turtle song

This is the turtle song

This is the turtle song

Never can go wrong

With a good turtle song