Fedt Når Jeg Rapper - humme & Solo Solito, Pede B, Jøden

Vi drikker Gul Gajol og snakker om hiphop

Kæh-lo-kæh

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt

Det' så dumt

Yo

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg swagger cappen af dig (Kæh-lo-kæh)

Hører ikk' noget som helst af hvad du sagde

Om hvem du er, hvem du kender

Hvad du hedder, hvad du ga'

For dine ringe, for din crib, for dine sko eller for din nye slæde

Prøv lige at shhh, lad mig rap' i stedet

For det' meget sødt når du siger, du studerer

Prøv lige at hold' den der

Kan du ikke se at du distraherer

Det' fedt når jeg rapper

Dumt når du snakker

Det' så dumt når du scorer

Det' så fedt når jeg maccer

På min rap rappe linjer om at være rapper rapper

Hele dagen, dagen, dagen

Kom og mød en rigtig rapper

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det så fedt

Det så dumt

Det så fedt

Du' det menneskelige svar på et afbrudt sammenlege

Så når du taler scanner folk lokalet efter brandveje

Hvis jeg ikk' havde hænder vil jeg ikk' gå med handsker

Hvis jeg havde det du har vil' jeg ikk' være rapper

Dine pointer er så tynde de blir' bashet til fastelavn

Så din bog kommer ikk' til at sælge som Dan Brown

Men til at ku' ta' fat i kraven på hver et rapnavn

Og smide vedkommende ned til de andre i massegraven

Men ydmygheden den er stendød

Folk tror de vinder, hvis de møder op ligesom Obama ved IOC mødet

Fucking tøffelhelte

Læg mig på et track, og ingen kan fucke med det her, dansk raps kyskhedsbælte

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det så fedt

Det så dumt

Det så fedt

Kæh-lo-kæh

Det' så fedt, så fedt

Fedt, fedte fedt fedt

Dumt, så dumt

Dumt, dum dum dumt

Hvorfor står du der og snakker når der ikk' er nogen der klapper

Hvis du lukker må jeg heller' rappe for dig

Rap rap rap, okay det var for sjov

Men sådan lyder det når klokken den er ni imorgen

Hænger med mine venner for så snakker vi om rap

Og hvem vi næste gang vil myrde på et track

Vi fortæller om os selv og dem vi synes er rigtig wack

Men vi glemmer hvad du hedder, så det gør vi egentlig ikk'

Du nytter ikk' så meget så jeg lytter ikk' på dig

Vil heller' flirte med et spejl for du ligner en grafikfejl

Men du må gerne blive hængende-nene

Du' bare ikke særlig spændende-nene

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det så fedt

Det så dumt

Det så fedt

Kæh-lo-kæh

Det' så fedt når jeg leger dum pappa med min tusindlapper

Det' så dumt når du tror du' en fed rapper

Sesam sesam luk din røv som Ali Baba

Du går op og ned som trapper når du bapper

Så hej makker, jeg svinger som en haymaker

Jeg har pølsen som Carl Stecker

Du har ingen som et par lebber

Det' så dumt når du snakker ligesom chip og chapper

Om du sipper gibbernakker, det' så fedt når jeg drikker bajer

Det' så dumt du ikk' ligger tighter

Det ka' jeg ikk' bebrejde dig

Michael Jøden, jeg' så flink, jeg' en spejder

Hele dagen når jeg snakker om mig selv

Lige så fucking selvoptaget når du snakker om dig selv

Så shh

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det' så fedt når jeg rapper

Det' så dumt når du snakker

Det så fedt

Det så dumt

Det så fedt

Kæh-lo-kæh

Det' så fedt, så fedt

Fedt, fedte fedt fedt

Dumt, så dumt

Dumt, dum dum dumt

We drink Yellow Gajol and talk about hip hop

Kæh-lo-kæh

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool

It's so stupid

Yo

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I swagger the cap off you (Kæh-lo-kæh)

Do not hear any of what you said

About who you are, who you know

What you're called, what you gave '

For your rings, for your crib, for your shoes or for your new sled

Just try to shhh, let me rap 'instead

For it 'very sweet when you say you study

Just try to keep it there

Can not see that you are distracting

It's cool when I rap

Stupid when you talk

It's so stupid when you score

It's so cool when I maccer

On my rap rap lines about being a rapper rapper

Whole days, days, days

Come and meet a real rapper

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It looked cool

That looked stupid

It looked cool

You 'the human response to an interrupted intercourse

So when you talk, people scan the room for fire routes

If I did not have hands, I would not go with gloves

If I had what you have 'I will not' be a rapper

Your points are so thin they are 'bashed to Lent

So your book is not going to sell like Dan Brown

But to be able to 'grab' the collar of each a rap name

And throw that person down to the others in the mass grave

But the humility it is stone dead

People think they will win if they show up just like Obama at the IOC meeting

Fucking slipper heroes

Put me on a track, and no one can fuck with this, Danish rap rap's chastity belt

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It looked cool

That looked stupid

It looked cool

Kæh-lo-kæh

It's so fat, so fat

Fat, fat fat fat

Stupid, so stupid

Stupid, stupid stupid stupid

Why are you standing there talking when no one is clapping?

If you close, I'll have to rap for you, too

Rap rap rap, okay it was for fun

But that's how it sounds when it's nine o'clock tomorrow

Hang out with my friends because then we'll talk about rap

And who next time we will murder on a track

We talk about ourselves and those we think are really wack

But we forget what your name is, so we do not really '

You do not use 'so much so I do not listen' to you

Would rather 'flirt with a mirror because you look like a graphics error

But you're welcome to hang in there

You're just not very exciting

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It looked cool

That looked stupid

It looked cool

Kæh-lo-kæh

It's so cool when I play stupid dad with my thousand bucks

It's so stupid when you think you're a fat rapper

Sesame sesame close your ass like Ali Baba

You go up and down stairs when you bap

So hey mate, I swing like a haymaker

I have the sausage like Carl Stecker

You have no one like a pair of lips

It's so stupid when you talk like chip and chapper

If you sip gibberish, it's so fat when I drink beers

It's so stupid you do not 'lies tighter

I can not blame you for that

Michael Jew, I'm so nice, I'm a scout

All day long when I talk about myself

Just as fucking self-absorbed when talking about yourself

So shh

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It's so cool when I rap

It's so stupid when you talk

It looked cool

That looked stupid

It looked cool

Kæh-lo-kæh

It's so fat, so fat

Fat, fat fat fat

Stupid, so stupid

Stupid, stupid stupid stupid