Glamourpuss - Hoodoo Gurus

Get a load of him — what a Nature Boy

Always shaking hands with the unemployed

He looks like he could shit an asteroid

Jumped up, pumped up

Popping hormone pills

He’s got the biceps, triceps

Got the healthy look that kills

Too bad

Who’s that girl?

She’s a living Barbie doll

In her plastic world, «Barbie"takes control

Facelift, electrolysis

No hair out of place

Brain — twist barbiturates

She’s got an evil beauty case

Too bad, so sad

Well, ain’t you the glamourpuss

Look so good it’s dangerous

Ain’t you the glamourpuss

You’re less than amorous to me

So long, glamourpuss, we might meet again

But if I was you, I wouldn’t hold my breath 'til then

(Though I wish you would-'til the year, say 2010!}

Beefcake, cheesecake

Make me lick my lips

Junkfood pulchritude

Goes straight to my hips

Skin-deep thrill-seek

Amounts to less-than-zip

I’m glad