Sly Fox - Homeboy Sandman

Yo don’t mind the Cumpleaños Feliz that ain’t got nothing to do with it,

but I just think it sounds good

Cumpleaños Feliz

Cumpleaños Feliz

Cumpleaños Feliz

Cumpleaños Feliz

I’m sitting on this girl’s stoop kinda stalkerish

But she don’t live too far from my block so fuck it why not?

Feeling her like eight years

But every time i’m pedalling near she switch gears and disappear

One day we rode bikes on the west side all the way to harlem

Even the she wasn’t really darlin'

To keep it real she actually kinda mean

But i think that she just moody from all the weed that she be smoking plus her

booty kinda mean

Actually it’s meaner than she could ever be

Every time I get to see it live it’s even meaner than in my memory

One day I got to see it up close and tried to kiss it

Even though I only saw it once I kinda miss it

Day I saw it didn’t even make use of it

I was too nervous to even get it up and that’s the truth of it

Couldn’t believe that she was in my bed naked

Beckoning me to take her, yo I guess I couldn’t take it

Thought I’d get to try it next day 'cause she was digging me

But never did, seems like ever since yo she been igging me

Every now and then she lighten up

But then I do some shit that I ain’t even mean to do that make her tighten up

Like texting her too early in the morning while she still asleep

She asked me not to in a way that wasn’t too sweet

But I like her and ain’t want her getting hot

So I agreed but then of course it wasn’t long 'fore I forgot

And then there was the time she thought I made her pay the check

As if I was being rude

Why the check come 'fore the meal?

Like it was fucking fast food

I don’t know I went to tell her

I ain’t know, she really thought that I was lying

I know you might be thinking why I still be even tryin'?

All this chasing seems subversive

But I swear to God this girl is like the most artistic person

She can paint, and she draw, and she can knit, and she can DJ, and she’s crazy

at them all

And she’s tall, and really pretty, and I know it’s not profound

But she be eating really shitty and she never gains a pound

And she was nice to me before I got signed

She was nice to me when I out of my mind

Really skinny, barely eating, and rocking the George Jefferson

I played her in Tetris then, my buttons was sticky she was lucky to win

I thought that her and I could be the best of friends

She even let me watch part of an episode of Master M

Oh no wait I just imagined that, imagine that

Now it’s force of habit, tryna get all in her habitat

If it came to light that she would have me, yo I’d probably do the cabbage patch

Oh the beat’s over…

But she plays soccer too, she’s hot!