Germaphobe - Hockey Dad

Took the right side of my head

Just like you said now I’m what’s left

Lost my patience in a bathroom stall

Till I left a mess and scribbled on the wall

Clean the dirt out of my hair

But that dirt’s gotta go somewhere

I’m not ready for a leap of faith

I’m away

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

Give me something to understand

Focus on a task at hand

Telephone strapped to my wrist

Loving hands feel love and bliss

Cough and spit it in my face

Put my faith in your body aches

It’s time to let you know

I’ll explode

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

Time to let it slick

Clean my act up, oh that’s it

I’m dirty where it counts

Don’t discourage, just count me out

Time to let it reek

Clean my act up, oh that’s it

I’m filthy where it counts

Don’t count me out

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

I’m a germaphobe, germaphobe

Germaphobe, germaphobe

Germaphobe, germaphobe