Konobar - Hladno Pivo

Konobar zijeva, vani lagano sviće

A ja pijan k’o deva bih još naručio piće

Ali kakva blamaža, jezik lamata krivo

Ne zna kako se kaže pelin i pivo

Srećom nije seljober, pa da previše pita

Nego pametan ober što iz očiju čita

Svu moju bol mada nisam ni pisn’o

Pa stavlja na stol još jednom isto

I to je ta kap koja preljeva čašu

Plačem k’o slap dok naginjem flašu

Kad si dvojica tak' pašu to je bolje od seksa

Jedan dodaje čašu, a drugi eksa

Oni nije ni priglup, ni naravi škrte

I uvijek mi kriglu natoči do crte

Zašto sam ja uvijek ta jebena stranka

I zašto ti nisi bar s one strane šanka

Zašto sam ja uvijek ta jebena stranka

Zašto srodna duša mora baš biti muška???

The waiter yawns, it's light outside

And I, drunk as a camel, would still order a drink

But what an embarrassment, the tongue is lame wrong

He doesn't know how to say wormwood and beer

Luckily he is not a farmer, so he asks too much

A clever ober that reads from the eyes

All my pain, even though I didn't scream

So he puts the same thing on the table one more time

And it’s that drop that spills over the glass

I cry like a waterfall as I tilt the bottle

When you're two like that, it's better than sex

One adds a glass and the other an ex

They are neither stupid nor stingy in nature

And he always pours my mug to the line

Why I'm always that fucking party

And why aren't you at least on the other side of the bar

Why I'm always that fucking party

Why does a soulmate have to be a man ???