Pravo Ja - Hladno Pivo

U oglasu je velikim slovima pisalo: otkrijte svoje pravo ja

Otkrijte koliko sebe znate, mogućnost plaćanja u 3 rate

Rekoh sebi;

zašto nebi, nakon tol’ko godina upozn’o tog gospodina

Pa da s kolegom, super egom budem jing-jang u jednom tijelu

On je miran, bistrog uma balansiran ko nova guma

Ima stan u centru, zdravu jetru i još 101 kvalitetu

Častimo se sladoledom i on voli stracciatellu

I krenuh ja do telefona, naručit pravo ja za doma

Čuh;

halo i ostah smeten a što ako je on kreten?

Parazit, bez ideja?

Umjetnik, član HDZ-a?

Po cijeli dan na plejki, puši travu, voli reggae i zdravu hranu

Što ako pravo ja, odnosno on bude vel’ki fan Celine Dion?

Što ako mrzi žene il' je dužni samac koji će tražit mene da mu budem jamac

Ak' je Krilti Kerum vila Herbal Life il' nedaj Bože Rosie Right

Što ako nosi rajf?

Što ako nosi rajf?

Čuo sam: halo, halo i rekoh joj;

oprostite pogrešan broj

The ad said in big letters: discover your true self

Discover how much you know yourself, the ability to pay in 3 installments

I said to myself;

why not, after so many years, meet that gentleman

So to be ying-yang in one body with a colleague, a super ego

He is calm, clear-minded and balanced like a new tire

It has an apartment in the center, a healthy liver and another 101 qualities

We treat ourselves to ice cream and he loves stracciatella

And I went to the phone, order the right one for home

Chuh;

hello and I'm confused and what if he's a jerk?

Parasite, no ideas?

An artist, a member of the HDZ?

All day long he smokes weed, smokes weed, loves reggae and healthy food

What if he or I is a big Celine Dion fan?

What if he hates women or owes a single man who will ask me to be his guarantor

If Krilti Kerum is the fairy of Herbal Life or God forbid Rosie Right

What if he wears a raffle?

What if he wears a raffle?

I heard: hello, hello and I told her;

sorry wrong number