Carnal Carnival - Here Come The Mummies

Ladies and ladies

We’ve pitched a tent in the middle of a field for your entertainment

Strip right down and step right up

Join the Carnal Carnival!

Step right up, step right up

Wonders of the world and the not so plausible

Look what we’ve got, under the big top

All taking part in the Carnal Carnival

Nothing’s wrong with a little curiosity

Indulge yourself in your own private fantasy

The fun house of mirrors tend to exaggerate

Our plans for you are quite elaborate

You bought yourself a ticket so in you go

Now you’re part of the show!

Now, step right up, step right up

Wonders of the world and the not so plausible

Look what we’ve got, under the big top

All taking part in the Carnal Carnival

I’m sure you could tell by your stroll down the midway

Nothing 'round here gets done only halfway

The not so bearded lady and the giant clam

A 3 ring circus but a one night stand

Get all your kicks in while you can

The greatest production on land!

Step right up, step right up

Wonders of the world and the not so plausible

Look what we’ve got, under the big top

All taking part in the Carnal Carnival

Ha ha ha ha!

Behold the Lady of Siam

With her monstrous electric yam!

An act so fiendishly delicious

And weirdly nutritious!

Step right up, step right up

Wonders of the world and the not so plausible

Look what we’ve got, under the big top

All taking part in the Carnal Carnival!

Step right up, step right up

Wonders of the world and the not so plausible

Look what we’ve got, under the big top

All taking part in the Carnal Carnival

Step right up, step right up

Wonders of the world and the not so plausible

Look what we’ve got, under the tent

All taking part

You’re takin' part

We’re all takin' part

In the Carnal Carnival!