I'm Not Drunk - Here Be Dragons

She’d the one, the one 'd like to throttle

Instead of her neck I grab the neck of a bottle

We were sinking, now we’re sunk

Yeah!

I’m drinking, but I’m not drunk

I’m not drunk, I just feel a bit downhearted

I’m not drunk, I’m only ghetting started

I’m not drunk, although I’m drinking to forget

I’m not drunk, yet

She nver said, never said that she would leave me

If I’d have known I’d have known that she’d decieve me

Saw her slinking off with some skunk

So I’m drinking, but I’m not drunk

Well I’ve had a few but I could have a little more

I’ve been riding on a wave, I’ve done it loads of times before

You asked me how I was then you asked me what I think

I think when you lose your friend, it’s time to find a drink

So I’ve failed, I’ve failed the thirty fifth time running

Don’t tell me that you could tell I had it coming

I don’t need this, what can I do?

I’m on the p___, and I’ve had a few