I Was Jesus - Hello Saferide

It was the second day of spring

And sunbeams made love to windows

In all the houses

And I was Jesus

And I decided to come down to earth

In the shape of a woman this time

And I was Jesus

And I went into the sea

And I took two fishes

And I turned them into millions

And I took five loaves of bread

And fed a country with them

And I said: «Do you believe me now»?

«Sorry», they said

«We focused on your wet white cloth as you

Bent over to pick up the fishes»

And I was bitter for a while, but then I decided to go at it again

And I was Gandhi

And I came back to earth

In the shape of a woman this time

And the river Ganges

It cleared my vision and I

Well, I guess I was a woman again

And I started my quiet, friendly revolution

And they said: «Oh, a quiet, friendly woman

Super rare»

And I tried to convince them it’s not a

Personality, it’s a choice and a belief

And: «Would you give me credit for it and

Can you please follow me»

And they said: «Speak louder

We can’t hear you when we’re screaming

You look nice now that you don’t eat»

And I was Martin Luther King

And I came back to earth

In the shape of a woman this time

And I was both black and a woman

I had two fights to fight so I was burned out

And well, that was it

And I was Jesus

And I went up to heaven Easter Sunday

And I said «I'm never going back to earth again»

But Mother said: «Oh Jesus

Up til now, you’ve been paying for Adam’s sins

Soon is when the fun begins»

Then, She gave me a date for when this would occur