Horror Show - Hefner

Not to be outdone, not to be unrewarded

I put my best foot forward

It went straight in my mouth

She said, ''You dirty, little louse

Why don’t you cook and clean the house?''

And then she went straight out

She left behind her coat and mittens

She came in looking like a horror show

At half past four this morning

She looked grim, her hair was lank

Her lips were blue, what was I supposed to do

I said, ''Sit down, sweetheart, and let me tend your wounds

You’re back in safe hands now, no matter where you’ve been

You can stay with me till the sunlight crashes in"

Well the grazes on her knees were fixed with TCP

And her red and swollen feet needed warm and gentle bathing

She’s been misbehaving, she’s been a little loose

But I’m getting used to her, falling quick in love with her