Singin' in the Drain - Headgear

Someone get the doctor

I’m not sure yet what for

But it’s one of the big names this time

She’ll be comin' around the mountain when she comes

With her scabby knees and her chewing gum

She knows just how to read the signs

She’s been sayin' that my skin looks like leather but

Never ever have I felt much better

I’ve been thinkin' that I’m way under the weather but

Never ever have I been much better

Sing me aunt and sing me uncle

Plaster Simon and fix Garfunkel

Hold my hip hip hypochondriac while I loosen this old belt

I’m worst in the wind without the poison nuts and the quaker buttons

I’m best with firm pressure applied

With a clear view into her blue eyes

She’s been sayin' that my skin looks like leather but

Never ever have I felt much better

I’ve been thinkin' that I’m way under the weather but

Never ever have I been much better

Singin' in the drain

What a glorious feeling

I’m hammered again and

I’m singin' and dancin' in the drain

Singin' in the drain

What a glorious feeling

I’m ruined again and

I’m singin'

Singin' in the drain

What a glorious feeling

I’m stymied again

I’m singin' and dancin' in the drain

Singin' in the drain

What a glorious feeling

I’m singin' in the drain

I’m singin' in the drain